welcome to my house

welcome to my house

you fool big mouth

let me introduce you

my cat and my mouse

come inside please

i'll show you the room

there's no food no cheese

just you and the broom

the broom is your tool

to do this job

the cat is a fool

and the rat a snob

now, if you kill the cat

i will break your skull

but if you kill the rat

i will smash it all

where you're going

you big fat pork

the broom is waiting

to do its work.

don't you dare

to turn your back on me

stay right there

or I'll turn you into a flee

oh, no one wants to play

am I such a hog

that no one wants to play?

hmmm,

welcome to my house

you fool litlle dog